Porque o Halloween também é motivo para uma boa gargalhada, que não tem de
ser a tradicional assustadora, os alunos do LC Valongo presentearam-nos com
algumas piadas que vimos agora partilhar com todos vós! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
:)
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there's lots
of school spirit!
What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
The
trombone.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A
sand-witch.
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he
didn't have the guts.
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It
raises their spirits.
What is a zombie’s favorite kind of street?
A
dead end.
What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's
Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the
Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.
Why is Dracula so
unpopular?
Because he is a pain in the neck
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And some jokes by teacher Liliana Pereira
.
- What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice Scream.
- What does one ghost say to another? Do you believe in people?
- When do you need to be afraid of a black cat? When you're a mouse.
- What's a witch's favourite subject at school? Spelling.
