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terça-feira, 17 de março de 2009

Aprender Inglês facilmente (ih, ih, ih)

MODULO BASICO:" Três bruxas olham três relógios Swatch. Qual bruxa olha qual relógio?

Agora em inglês:"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

MODULO AVANÇADO:"Três bruxas travestidas olham os botões de três relógios Swatch.Qual bruxa travestida olha os botões de qual relógio Swatch?

Agora em Inglês e em voz alta:"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? "

Simples, não?

Josefa - PVZ

3 comentários:

  1. Oh My God! I just love tongue twisters!!
    Especially for teachers - This one is my favourite:

    "Problems in the School of Fish"
    "On the whole, would you say that a solo sole
    should enrol in a shoal of sole?
    Do the venomous antennae of anemones
    menace many of their eminent enemies?

    Well, I turned aside and sighed and denied it,
    as a slightly short-sighted light-shy sea-slug
    shrugged, wide-eyed, undecided.

    Shall our six sick sharks, shivery and sallow,
    seek shelter in the shadows of sandy shallows?
    Is it purpleness surplus to the purpose of a porpoise?
    Is ithe shorter sort of shore-turtle sure to be a tortoise?

    Well, I turned aside and sighed and denied it,
    while the slightly short-sighted light-shy sea-slug
    shrugged, wide-eyed, undecided.

    Should sea-shore shrimps shun sunshine?
    And if it's customary to trust crustaceans,
    surely surly shellfish shouldn't be so selfish?

    As I turned aside and I sighed and denied it,
    the slightly short-sighted light-shy sea-slug
    still shrugged, wide-eyed, undecided."

    Nick Toczek

    And now an idea: why not a tongue twister contest?
    Think about it!

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  2. Please bear with me just once more and read this one. You'll need to stop a few times because of the amount of air you'll need, gasping through the chuckles of your laughter :D

    Here goes:

    "Vlad"

    "Vlad ve vampire
    vlies vrough voonlight,
    velvet vat vings
    vlitter-vlutter.
    Vlad's very vain
    vith vangs vo vlong
    vey vite vrough vlesh
    vlike vutter.
    Vlad vears a vast
    vile violet vest
    villed vith vermin
    vrom ve vault
    vich vongs vorse van
    virty vultures -
    vo vonder victims
    vaint vand vall.
    Vicious, vulgar,
    vlood-vrinking, vad,
    violent, villainous
    vot a vlad!"

    Dave Calder

    If you understand all verses, I'll bow down and call you master!

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