What do you call a skeleton who won´t work? Lazy bones.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!
What kind of roads do ghosts hunt? Dead Ends.
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood!
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the dead sea.
